I got this joke from cool funny jokes.
Joke of the week!
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
On Labour day I will be doing nothing. I’ll probably go to the cricket Grand Final with my brother Tim. I may go to the Folk Festival but I may not. Who knows until the weekend.
Overall it just going to be a same old same old weekend for me!
I hope everyone is enjoying there first day for 2010. I’m spending my first day packing my bags for Sydney.
We had a very interesting New Year’s Eve last night since the power was out. It went ougt after tea and didn’t come back on until around 11:00; at least we got to see the fireworks on T.V.
What would be your fantasy holiday? My fantasy holiday would be going to Africa and going to the Safari. I would like to help the people over there. I would love to see all the different wildlife. I’ve seen some photos of a person who’s been over there and she loved it. It would be a great experience.
What is your favourite holiday that you have already been on? Why is it a favourite? My favourite holiday was probaly when I went to Echuca. It would have to be my favourite holiday because my brother and sister weren’t there! We went out for tea and went to a club. It was only Mum, Dad and Me!
We only went to Echuca because my brother and sister were at Elmore at the Jamboree so we went for a holiday. I’m going to Sydney at the start of the new year which is good!
If you had a choice of a country to holiday in, where would it be and why? I would go to Paris or New York. Texas wouyld also be a good place.
Hi my name is Georgia. My dream for 2009 is for everyone to be able to speak there own thoughts. If everyone was able to speak there own thoughts there would be so less problems in the world because since millions of people using there brain is better than one brain trying to solve all the problems.
As I see it, poverty is at the root of all the problems the world faces. If everyone had access to clean water, food and doctors, people wouldn’t be dying every 3 seconds in developing countries. If girls had education, they wouldn’t get pregnant at a young age and would know what to do if they did. Global poverty makes me stop and think and appreciate what I’ve got. There are people in the world who don’t have a home to live in, parents to care for them, access to clean water, money to buy food and doctors to go to when they are sick. Give someone an education, enough money for them to grow their own crops. Let them start their own business. You only need to give them a little and they’ll do the rest. They need to be able to look after themselves.
On Wednesday my grade (Grade 6) had a special visit from my teacher’s friendly Red-Tailed Black Cockatoo, storm. He visited our classroom when he was a baby. He was in our classroom for 2 periods.
My theme was putting the baby to sleep! Here is my bubblus! My zipped file was too big so I could only put on my MP3 file! Sorry!
I used a couple of different pieces out of cello! Cello is really good! The start of the piece is the part which is missing!